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December 07 Try This!I found this on a message board and clicked on it. Sounds like a kind of fun thing to do.
November 21 A Stalker!It seems to me that a guy who knows when I'm sleeping or awake, if I've been good or bad,
sneaks into my house at night and eats my cookies....is a stalker! August 12 Ooouch!!This Sat. we are getting a new tub/shower combo put in so last Sat. I was on a 3 step-step stool, in the tub (it's a very small bathroom) taking the wall border down that I had put up 3 yrs ago. I decided it's about time I change the color/theme of it after we get the new tub....You guessed it! I fell. I somehow burised my left arm, right side of my chin, right side of my thigh, the front on my shin and my right butt cheek! And my foot hurts. I was sooo lucky that I didn't brake anything. I've never broken any bones so I thought maybe I did and was afraid to get up at first. But you know what! *Evil Giggle* I got out of taking the rest of the border down.  My hubby did it.March 21 Funny FridayI was looking on the net today and found some funny stuff I'd like to share with you...for some reason My Space won't let me upload any of the funny pictures. There were only 2 and they weren't dirty so I don't understand why. Oh well.
The following ramblings I found here, there and everywhere. If one of them is your original postings go ahead and leave a comment...heck, just leave a giggle or laugh, I don't care just comment!
 Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Ted,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad,passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard because he heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Suzy Clark Dear Suzy, A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel filter. If it is clear, check the clips holding the vacuum lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Good luck, Ted ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When fEmales Drink Tomuch... We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling, "Woo-Hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. We suddenly decide that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly think we can! We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much! We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it and begin to pee. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen mop and our bed like the floor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, I thought I'd try to upload the pictures once more and now it worked. I really wanted these at the top. *Sigh* I hope this blog entery put a smile on your face. If it did let me know by commenting. Have a Blogging Great Day!
March 16 AddictedOk, so I'm addicted to the Big Brother show. http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_brother_9/ I came across the Big Brother After Dark one night looking for a movie and ended up stopping there and watching it for 3 frick'n hours! Geezz! They kept taking about POV and HOH and it was driving me nuts wondering what that was. Right at first I thought maybe it was some kind of new disease.  LOL!! I think I watch it every night for a week before I realized there were competitions on a couple times a week on a local station in the evenings. Duh!  I've never been a fan of these kinds of shows so never paid any attention to them. I don't know why this one hooked me but it has. I quit watching soaps years ago because I was so addicted to 2 of them. All My Children and General Hospital. And now I'm stuck on Big Brother and really the competitions are boring and the After Dark show is too. So I really don't know why I keep watching but I do. Tonight while watching I drew the two black and white pictures that are in my photos. Check them out.  |
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